Friends with Voltaire

Sometimes, neuropathy is a blessing in disguise- I no longer experience afterburn. I have a bad habit of accidentally boiling my hands. Hot ...

Seems like since the Botox it's been a little easier to cut off the migraines before they get super ugly. I mean they still keep me from...

When you say something is located 'south', it is important to distinguish whether it's 'south left' or 'south right...

Yup. Finally got a toaster of my own! One thing that never occurred to me though, was that the bread slots are not universally sized. I foun...

I had to take two buses to get to school as a teenager, and have a few interesting stories about those times. There was this guy--'They ...

My not-officially-adopted family lives around the block from me, and were kind enough to watch Voltaire for me while I was in Montauk. After...

So, my friend (who is an awesome guy!) and I recently went out to Montauk. My family has been going out there for several generations and ha...

I live for bad puns and dad jokes. I am especially proud to have come up with this gem... A buddy of mine was going back and forth during ...

It seems as though some of my posts have been eaten...or something. I dunno what's up with that, but if I start talking about the advent...

I dunno what brought this to mind, but I thought it was worth sharing. When I was very small (about two or so) and visiting my grandparents,...