Friends with Voltaire

It’s here! The morin khurr has arrived! It’s absolutely lovely and it even smells good, I mean especially good. Kinda like the ‘new car’ ver...

 Before you go all ‘Ok boomer’ on me, know that I’m speaking to you as an enlightened youth. Trust me, there’s a plethora of things I’m waaa...

 There’s a perfectly good tree stump a few houses down. I’m gonna try and bribe my Significant Artist with some food to see if he’ll roll it...

 One of the Wildebeests would like you to know the following: You’re not stupid! Anytime anybody calls such a name, YOU—yes, you—despite eve...

Uhh...I was at home. It was there that I made the discovery that I have really weird knuckles. Cuz, you know, I was drawing topo maps on my ...

The wildebeests have gotten me a Morin Khurr!!! Aka, Mongolian Horsehead fiddle. I’ve been throat singing for years, which is actually going...

We here at ‘The Pizza Collective’ —I don’t even remember remember how the wildebeests came up with that one—aren’t exactly musically incline...

One of the Wildebeests (household inhabitants) has sleep apnea. So, he’s given up drinking awhile ago. But, with pubs and what not  reopenin...

Scored half a case of organic baby arugula this morning! Gotta *LOVE* freecycle! It’s a really cool site I found out about in college, and y...

Yup! We had a bird get into the porch today. I was running outside to meet Awesome guy ‘cuz he ran to the pharmacy for me, and as I’m shutt...