Kicked out for not conforming

What could I have done that was so outrageous that got me kicked out of a public pool? Well, I wore pants. Yup! That's the whole reason why. Pretty dumb, right? This was in the days before 'modest swimwear' was more recognized. I was told I could wear shorts, though. Lady, the whole point of wearing pants was to have my legs COVERED. Last time I checked, shorts didn't do that. If I didn't want my legs covered, I would have had my fat ass hanging out of a bikini because then at least I wouldn't be trying to claw shorts off my legs.