Mondegreens

Ok, so you won't find the now infamous 'There's a bathroom on the right' or the late great Hendrix's 'kiss this guy' in this post. I never hear those things anyhow. No, these entries are all me. Enjoy!

I hear: 'We'll have lemonade!' During Rhapsody of Fire's 'Holy Thunderforce'. The real lyrics are 'We shall have their names'.

'Hypnotic creatures read my mind' and 'They told us not to sing, so we prepared a band!' from AFI's 'Greater than 84'

'Take the last train to Costco'

The Monkies, 'Last train to Clarksville'

'Touch me on my butt'

Shaggy, 'Boombastic'

'And with a token butter bean'

Peter Murphy, 'I'll fall with your knife'

'Everybody's got eczema'

L.L.  Cool Jay, 'Head sprung'

'Hold me close and tie me down, Sir'

Elton Jhon, 'Tiny dancer'

'I'll never lechuga' (Spanish word for lettuce)

Third Eye Blind, 'Never let you go'

'Like a pack of wild desperadoes running from the mailman'

Bad Religion, 'Stranger than fiction'