Things that happen around my house

I once saw a thing about a cardiologist that developed POTS, and was describing how things have changed around his house. Oh boy, can I relate to that! But in addition to all that, there are some other things that happen, which may or may not be relatable. Such as...

It's not unusual to hear singing in my kitchen or bathroom between the hours of 12 and 3am.
Sometimes it's throat singing

There's usually a bag of some sort of snack that's high in sodium hanging around. In every room

'There are spices in the bathroom...', as my landlord put it. Specifically, cayenne pepper, and nutmeg. There's also baking soda, vinegar, and charcoal

Any surface that is flat becomes a table

Arguments typically happen in the bathroom...with inanimate objects

There is a lack of furniture. So much so, that I've had people get ticked off and not believe me. The smart ones bring their own chairs, buckets, and milk crates. And they also double as tables

Just about everything else that's edible goes in the fridge

There's only ever water to drink. Unless someone wants tea or 'cowboy coffee'

Objects in the house have been known to shift around with the tides

Tea cups = shot glasses

Anything about the size of a bucket or larger becomes a trash bin

My broom sees more snow than dirt

There's almost always a box of gloves and baby wipes around

Things tend to be multipurpose

Toilet paper is for guests